Tree-man and I have been friends since 3rd grade and have thus been through much together. We have both made many mistakes, but he makes the funnier ones.
I would like to present, The Top Three Things Thousands of People Hold Against Tree-Man. Or, TTTTTPHAT, for short.
Number Three: The Pumpkin suit.
While the evidence was destroyed long ago, in 5th grade graduation everyone needed a baby picture. Tree-man was the only baby in a pumpkin suit. It was super cute.
Number Two: Canadian Bacon
At the local sandwich shop,
“Hi, I would like a sandwich with Canadian Bacon.”
Once he gets his order
“Wait a minute, Canadian Bacon is just ham. Crap.”
NUMBER 1! “It has a beat to it!”
It was band class, a metronome came on. The previous quote was stated. That was in 7th grade. It will never die.
(Why yes, I did get his permission to post this.)