NSFW Review

I recently purchased a Halo Kat toy and found so many jokes about it. NSFW jokes. That only Halo players will get. Except for a few. Be warned.

Silly as it may sound, I had some disposable income so I bought the new Halo Reach Kat toy by McFarlane studios. It’s a good toy, but it has a few faults that I needed to mention. Anyone who plays Halo Knows that the female player model (Kat included) is oddly shaped, and has one kicking ghetto booty. McFarlane did a good job replicating this to a point.

The chest is a little bigger now, still normal, but let’s look at the front again.

Maybe it’s just me, but the bottom half is way bigger than the top. Instead of just a massive bum, the toy just has massive everything from the middle of the waist down. It measures the weight of four (4) ghetto booties. The robot arm also bugged the heck out of me.

It’s flimsy as a tooth pick. Let us imagine the toy was the real Kat. Any one hoping to get a Hyper Hydraulic Handy from Kat would be sorely displeased, as her arm would pop right off. (The lack of lubrication would also tear the poor fellow’s banana right off!) The sad part is that the robot arm has more articulation than the other arm. Aren’t prosthetics supposed to be worse? Anyways, they wouldn’t be able to do anything with her anyways.

No one can get in-between those legs, because that’s the farthest they’ll move. She doesn’t even look that good! Oh well, I might had disappointed some people with the NSFW logo so here.

Knock your heart out you freaky, Kat rule 34 fans. I’ll regret posting this in the morning, but when I typed this it was funny as heck.

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One response to “NSFW Review

  1. lol, you musta had a lot of spare time and boredom to be an action figure critic. xDD

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