I (IJUSTOWNEDYOU11) interviewed another guy about this.
Q. So Eric, Do you prefer bathroom buddies?
A. Hell No.
Q. Why Not?
A. Its just awkward. Especially if you’re using urinals side-by-side next to each other.
Q. Do you go in the bathroom to talk?
A. NO. I go to the bathroom to do my business. Then I walk out.
Q. Do you ever reminisce in memories while you’re on the john?
A. (Giggle) Haha No.
Q. But isn’t it a time to relax.
A. Yeah, relax you’re bowels but not your mind.
Q. But why not? You’re sitting there.. Doing nothing. Except. Sh**ing. Why Not? Are you trying to hard? Constipation got you down?
A. No what are you supposed to do?! There’s no books! I don’t even read in the bathroom.
Q. Okay, never mind. Moving on. So Eric do you ever look at yourself in the mirror after you’re done with your business.
A. Like a brief second but then I walk out.
Q. Why though, are you afraid you have sh^%$ on your face?
A. Yeah cause that pee just really splatters up.
Q.Catches ya off guard sometimes huh?
Q. Okay. I’m ending this now. Umm. Yeah. So this concludes this shi#$! (hehe that was a pun) interview.
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