Why Baths are better

Baths are far superior to showers in many ways, but thousands of people refuse the admit it. I intend to inform those of why baths are better than showers.

1. You have to stand up to shower. You can sit down and be lazy in a bathtub.

2. In a bath, the water covers and distorts your body making you look skinny. In a shower, you have to stare at every ugly roll, wrinkle, and wart.

3. Rubber duckies float in the bathtub. They don’t float in the shower.

4.Baths take longer, thus keeping you away from the harsh realities of life. You may even set up a DVD player nearby to raise the “I’m relaxing” factor.

5. When was the last time you had a bubble shower? Yeah, I didn’t think so. Bubble baths FTW.


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